Post by nightshade on Feb 15, 2011 22:24:52 GMT -5
Yes, this is going to be a bit sick. So if you have a weak stomach, leave this alone. Go on... This is your chance.
What follows is a very nasty prank and one hell of a method for generating a lot of energy to be used in any way one chooses. Once again, I must warn you that this is pretty nasty. This is certainly going to be considered an act of magickal terrorism. I think that many of you will appreciate this method though. Unfortunately, this is a group working of sorts (Unless you can manipulate numerous strangers to a high degree).
I've found that this works best during the dog days of summer but anytime the conditions are right, it's all good. What are those conditions? Alright, you know those yuppy bars that tend to have dirt cheap beer specials on certain nights? Of course you do. My favourites all seem to manage holding about 300 people in a space that should, by rights, only hold about 125. I love these spots when it's late and very warm. Why? Hundreds of people who are SO loaded that they're only standing because the crowd is so close and holding them up.
Enter the group... What one needs is about 5 people with one of the most disgusting talents of all time: The ability to vomit on command. Yes. You just read that correctly. It's not that difficult to find these types, if you look (Try any university). Don't worry. They don't even have to know your ulterior (Magickal) motive in this. Odds are, people who can do this, will want to for the fun of it. Tell them you just want to post something wild on YouTube. Actually, you might want to to spread the Work, again and again...
Do you see where this is going yet?
Alright, you have your talented friends spread out through the crowd of inebriated revelers. Then, at an appointed time, they puke simultaneously and as profusely as possible; covering as much of the crowd as possible...
You can guess the outcome of such an action, yes?
Imagine 300 or so people horking up an entire night's worth of cheap beer. Sick? Sure.
Now, think of all the energy these folks are expending. Trust, it's a lot (Both physical and psychological turmoil are the kickers here)! So, at that most excellent moment, all one needs to do is work their spell; harnessing the veritable font of lifeforce being thrust out into the universe.
Film it and put it on YouTube. People LOVE watching this sort of sick shit, so slap a sigil or three into the footage. This ensures that more energy is thrown into the mix...
I think New Year's would be a good time for this. Or, better yet, spring break. Then again, like I said before, a lot of places are ripe for this during the summer.
Eris approved this message!
Bet you're wondering why you bothered to read this, huh?
What follows is a very nasty prank and one hell of a method for generating a lot of energy to be used in any way one chooses. Once again, I must warn you that this is pretty nasty. This is certainly going to be considered an act of magickal terrorism. I think that many of you will appreciate this method though. Unfortunately, this is a group working of sorts (Unless you can manipulate numerous strangers to a high degree).
I've found that this works best during the dog days of summer but anytime the conditions are right, it's all good. What are those conditions? Alright, you know those yuppy bars that tend to have dirt cheap beer specials on certain nights? Of course you do. My favourites all seem to manage holding about 300 people in a space that should, by rights, only hold about 125. I love these spots when it's late and very warm. Why? Hundreds of people who are SO loaded that they're only standing because the crowd is so close and holding them up.
Enter the group... What one needs is about 5 people with one of the most disgusting talents of all time: The ability to vomit on command. Yes. You just read that correctly. It's not that difficult to find these types, if you look (Try any university). Don't worry. They don't even have to know your ulterior (Magickal) motive in this. Odds are, people who can do this, will want to for the fun of it. Tell them you just want to post something wild on YouTube. Actually, you might want to to spread the Work, again and again...
Do you see where this is going yet?
Alright, you have your talented friends spread out through the crowd of inebriated revelers. Then, at an appointed time, they puke simultaneously and as profusely as possible; covering as much of the crowd as possible...
You can guess the outcome of such an action, yes?
Imagine 300 or so people horking up an entire night's worth of cheap beer. Sick? Sure.
Now, think of all the energy these folks are expending. Trust, it's a lot (Both physical and psychological turmoil are the kickers here)! So, at that most excellent moment, all one needs to do is work their spell; harnessing the veritable font of lifeforce being thrust out into the universe.
Film it and put it on YouTube. People LOVE watching this sort of sick shit, so slap a sigil or three into the footage. This ensures that more energy is thrown into the mix...
I think New Year's would be a good time for this. Or, better yet, spring break. Then again, like I said before, a lot of places are ripe for this during the summer.
Eris approved this message!
Bet you're wondering why you bothered to read this, huh?